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The Slopocalypse
A general account of communication selected for effects rather than understanding, including credential, media and AI slop.
Papers
The website is the primary deliverable. These papers are the argumentative spine, separated so that a theoretical claim cannot silently borrow authority from an empirical one.
Framing draft
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Academic slop
A narrower definition of credentialled dot-joining, focused on underconstrained inference, observational equivalence and the authority of scholarly form.
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The Olivia Effect
The original supplied paper, preserved as an artefact. Its equations are treated as illustrative rather than empirically identified.
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Randomness first
A protocol for testing whether name concentration, apparent waves and classroom coincidences exceed plausible null distributions.
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The constraint deficit
A meta-paper on why complex-system explanations multiply faster than available observations can discriminate among them.